Now aren't you sorry you're not using a standards-compliant browser? Things would look much nicer. For one, you wouldn't be seeing these pages with the navigation stacked willy-nilly on top of the content. You wouldn't even be seeing this paragraph. And it would all be painless.

However, you can just scroll down and read the content, if you don't mind the results of a lack of CSS support in your browser. It's there, it just doesn't look as pretty.


Valdron's Handy Dandy Standard Disclaimer, adapted: Enterprise, the series, concepts and characters, are the property, copyright and trademark of Paramount/Viacom. No ownership or claim on said property, copyright or trademark is made or implied by the use in any content in the House of Tucker. This work constitutes a personal comment on the aforesaid properties pursuant to doctrines of fair use and fair comment. This work is non-commercial, not for sale or profit, and may not be sold or reproduced for commercial purposes.

Translation: We don't own Enterprise, Jonathan Archer, Trip Tucker, Malcolm Reed, Hoshi Sato, Travis Mayweather, Phlox, T'pol, or even the dog. We just like messing with their heads.